January 25th, 2006
Jesus probably looked at lot like Lenny Kravitz.
Yeah, and without the gaudy glasses.
My LJ icon bears a freakish resemblance to that image.
Man, that guy is such an embarrassment.
Oh wow. But he's right about one thing, though. I am entertained.
IF Jesus was a real person. ;-)
That's funny. Especially coming the day after I find out someone else believed that the whole story of Jesus was just a corruption of the life events of Julius Caesar.
Hope to see you this weekend, good sir.
Actually, that isn't far from the truth. One of the gospels (I think Luke, if not, then it was the other one that claims he was born of a virgin) was written specifically to convert Romans by showing the Jesus was greater than or equal to Caesar in every way.
If he did exist, rather than being a six foot tall Italian, as most pictures portray him, he would have been brown and had nappy hair.
Right, because the other one that mentions virgin birth is Matthew, and he was catering to the jews
where have you been studing all this?
Oh, lots of places. What, you thought I was all-talk? Why is this comment screened?
You seem to think I talk out of my ass alot.
there are many times when you do, as you put it, talk out of your ass. I like you anyways, so it's alright.
And I didn't know if you were all-talk, we really don't talk about this. And you still didn't answer me....
Just because you don't see or understand my reasoning, doesn't mean I'm making things up.
The answer is multiple places. You can't educate yourself with a single source.
We don't really talk about anything I think.
Heheheh. Italian. Makes sense that the current general conception of him would be the same as that which has been the "Papal complexion" over the past few centuries.
Thank you for intellectual stimulation, my friend.
|Date:||January 25th, 2006 11:42 pm (UTC)|| |
Well.. yes, ecxept that Jesus was middle eastern. So.
|Date:||January 26th, 2006 12:40 am (UTC)|| |
His father is. His mother is black. She played the maid on "The Jeffersons."
Strangely enough, the first person I've ever known to die of laughter (have a heart attack because of the activity thereby generated) - if I remember the Fark article correctly - was killed because he was laughing at "The Jeffersons." It makes sense, then, if they have some sort of divine powers.
Curious, how did you find me?
Then Jesus was hot!
That's just not true, though. Ask anyone, especially Mormons. That painting of Jesus that they have depicts him very accurately. Clearly, the Son of God was Caucasian with light brown hair and light eyes. Anyway, a swarthy Jesus just wouldn't appeal to the (western) masses the way a pretty white one does.