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Jesus probably looked at lot like Lenny Kravitz.

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From:nightninja76
Date:January 25th, 2006 06:16 am (UTC)
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Yeah, and without the gaudy glasses.
From:longhairedbum
Date:January 25th, 2006 08:12 am (UTC)

Lies!

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From:longhairedbum
Date:January 25th, 2006 08:15 am (UTC)

Re: Lies!

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My LJ icon bears a freakish resemblance to that image.
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From:nightninja76
Date:January 25th, 2006 12:13 pm (UTC)
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Man, that guy is such an embarrassment.
From:bwadayagafigi
Date:January 25th, 2006 02:45 pm (UTC)
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Oh wow. But he's right about one thing, though. I am entertained.
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From:boyinasuitcase
Date:January 25th, 2006 12:41 pm (UTC)
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IF Jesus was a real person. ;-)
From:facioergosum
Date:January 25th, 2006 03:29 pm (UTC)
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That's funny. Especially coming the day after I find out someone else believed that the whole story of Jesus was just a corruption of the life events of Julius Caesar.

Hope to see you this weekend, good sir.

Louis
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From:nightninja76
Date:January 25th, 2006 03:41 pm (UTC)
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Actually, that isn't far from the truth. One of the gospels (I think Luke, if not, then it was the other one that claims he was born of a virgin) was written specifically to convert Romans by showing the Jesus was greater than or equal to Caesar in every way.

If he did exist, rather than being a six foot tall Italian, as most pictures portray him, he would have been brown and had nappy hair.
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From:magic730dreams
Date:January 25th, 2006 09:34 pm (UTC)
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it is Luke
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From:nightninja76
Date:January 25th, 2006 09:47 pm (UTC)
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Right, because the other one that mentions virgin birth is Matthew, and he was catering to the jews
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From:brits_graphics
Date:January 25th, 2006 09:49 pm (UTC)
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where have you been studing all this?
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From:nightninja76
Date:January 25th, 2006 09:52 pm (UTC)
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Oh, lots of places. What, you thought I was all-talk? Why is this comment screened?
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From:nightninja76
Date:January 25th, 2006 09:52 pm (UTC)
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You seem to think I talk out of my ass alot.
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From:brits_graphics
Date:January 25th, 2006 09:56 pm (UTC)
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there are many times when you do, as you put it, talk out of your ass. I like you anyways, so it's alright.

And I didn't know if you were all-talk, we really don't talk about this. And you still didn't answer me....
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From:nightninja76
Date:January 25th, 2006 09:59 pm (UTC)
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Just because you don't see or understand my reasoning, doesn't mean I'm making things up.

The answer is multiple places. You can't educate yourself with a single source.
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From:nightninja76
Date:January 25th, 2006 10:00 pm (UTC)
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We don't really talk about anything I think.
From:facioergosum
Date:January 26th, 2006 06:58 am (UTC)
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Heheheh. Italian. Makes sense that the current general conception of him would be the same as that which has been the "Papal complexion" over the past few centuries.

Thank you for intellectual stimulation, my friend.
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From:gwoka
Date:January 25th, 2006 11:42 pm (UTC)
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Well.. yes, ecxept that Jesus was middle eastern. So.
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From:nightninja76
Date:January 26th, 2006 12:05 am (UTC)
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Lenny Kravitz is jewish.
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From:gwoka
Date:January 26th, 2006 12:40 am (UTC)
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.. true??
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From:nightninja76
Date:January 26th, 2006 12:44 am (UTC)
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His father is. His mother is black. She played the maid on "The Jeffersons."
From:facioergosum
Date:January 26th, 2006 06:59 am (UTC)
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Strangely enough, the first person I've ever known to die of laughter (have a heart attack because of the activity thereby generated) - if I remember the Fark article correctly - was killed because he was laughing at "The Jeffersons." It makes sense, then, if they have some sort of divine powers.
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From:nightninja76
Date:January 26th, 2006 12:06 am (UTC)
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Curious, how did you find me?
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From:detonate_for_me
Date:January 27th, 2006 07:50 am (UTC)
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Then Jesus was hot!

That's just not true, though. Ask anyone, especially Mormons. That painting of Jesus that they have depicts him very accurately. Clearly, the Son of God was Caucasian with light brown hair and light eyes. Anyway, a swarthy Jesus just wouldn't appeal to the (western) masses the way a pretty white one does.


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